Friday, August 8, 2008
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Food Aphrodesiacs
I hear a lot of stuff about different foods rumored to be aphrodisiacs. It seems like not many people actually get anything significant out of them.
I'll tell you what food will work, though. Oatmeal. Not instant, not Cheerios. Not "quick oats". Old-fashioned oats. Even better, steel-cut oatmeal.
Oatmeal raises your free testosterone- the stuff that raises your sex drive.
The effects are obvious and almost immediate. For days after I eat 2 or more servings, I can't seem to get enough sex. Everything turns me on. Usually, thinking about sex doesn't turn me on. But post-oatmeal, I can sit there and cream my panties just by thinking about it. My clit gets more sensitive and I get a lot wetter.
The same goes for my fiance. Harder, more frequent erections and a strong interest in sex.
So, yeah. Eat oatmeal! It's the only food-aphrodisiac that I've gotten results from. I bet you will too. Then when you're having the best damn sex of your lives, you can leave a comment thanking me.
I'll tell you what food will work, though. Oatmeal. Not instant, not Cheerios. Not "quick oats". Old-fashioned oats. Even better, steel-cut oatmeal.
Oatmeal raises your free testosterone- the stuff that raises your sex drive.
The effects are obvious and almost immediate. For days after I eat 2 or more servings, I can't seem to get enough sex. Everything turns me on. Usually, thinking about sex doesn't turn me on. But post-oatmeal, I can sit there and cream my panties just by thinking about it. My clit gets more sensitive and I get a lot wetter.
The same goes for my fiance. Harder, more frequent erections and a strong interest in sex.
So, yeah. Eat oatmeal! It's the only food-aphrodisiac that I've gotten results from. I bet you will too. Then when you're having the best damn sex of your lives, you can leave a comment thanking me.
Monday, August 4, 2008
Women and Porn
On today's episode of Oprah, they were talking about women who like porn, and how the number of women who like to watch is increasing. So I thought I'd contribute my feelings on the subject.
I love porn. Many kinds of porn. Anime porn, animals fucking eachother, interspecies sex, gay porn, lesbian porn, pregnant porn, fucking machines... You name it.
Porny makes me horny. It's a nice little helper. I occasionally watch with my fiance, too.
Do men like women who watch porn, I wonder? I would imagine that would turn men on, as it means that the woman is turned on and may want to have sex.
I love porn. Many kinds of porn. Anime porn, animals fucking eachother, interspecies sex, gay porn, lesbian porn, pregnant porn, fucking machines... You name it.
Porny makes me horny. It's a nice little helper. I occasionally watch with my fiance, too.
Do men like women who watch porn, I wonder? I would imagine that would turn men on, as it means that the woman is turned on and may want to have sex.
Saturday, August 2, 2008
Random Stoned Thoughts...
Why would anyone want to have McCain for president?
He's a POW, and claims to have been tortured. Normally, people who experience such traumatizing events aren't psychologically stable.
Why would anyone want to put a (probably) mentally unstable torture victim in a powerful position?
He's a POW, and claims to have been tortured. Normally, people who experience such traumatizing events aren't psychologically stable.
Why would anyone want to put a (probably) mentally unstable torture victim in a powerful position?
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