Angry Reptile Keeper on Public Breastfeeding

It's nothing more than an attention-seeking act of sexual exhibitionism, and a disgusting one, at that. Nobody (aside from the odd fetishist) wants to see your saggy, stretch-marked udders or hear your larva slobbing away on them. There's no reason for it. It is unnecessary. If baby Snotleigh gets hungry, then perhaps you should have thought of that before you left the house. How hard is it to pump some milk and put it in a bottle at home before you go someplace? You can't possibly give me a real reason. The only reason any woman could possibly have to expose herself in such a manner is pure, unadulterated exhibitionism. And unfortunately, it's perfectly legal.

I can't bare my tits in public and expect there to be no consequences (unless there's a baby attached to one of them). Breastfeeding may be natural, but so are spontaneous erections (which can't even be helped), shitting, pissing, sex, nudity and masturbation. Yet anyone caught doing these perfectly natural things in public will be arrested and branded as a sex offender for life.


So do keep your tits to yourself, mmmkay? That is, unless you like being stared at like a circus sideshow freak and given nasty looks. Breastfeeding in public is every bit as inappropriate as the other 'natural' things one can do in public, and nobody should have to be subjected to to it because you feel entitled. If you absolutely must breastfeed in public, do be considerate of others and use a restroom stall. Unless that's not good enough for your exalted highness...

People With Kids are Jealous

Of those who are childfree. On a forum I frequent, a member has this to say:

The only reason they don't like the CF (and the 'by choice' is a redundant phrase -- unnecessary -- of COURSE it's by fucking choice you complete and udder moo-rons) -- is because we refuse to sign up to their programme to make them feel as if they've made the right choice. We are the only human beings on the planet who refuse to dole out praise to them on demand. And they want that kind of insubordination stopped.

They're so generous, aren't they, to say "hey, if someone chooses not to have kids, that's okay with me!". Well thank fuck for that. Because I would just die if it wasn't okay with them. My self-esteem would implode if I thought that my lifestyle is (sob!) not okay with a bunch of prissy-missies with babyshit-encrusted fingernails. It's so important to me to win their approval.

They don't like us because we're a reminder that they could have made other choices. They hate to be reminded of that. It's like they went on Let's Make a Deal and, after five whole minutes of hemming and hawing, they chose whatever's behind Curtain Number Two. What was behind Curtain Number Two was, well, a mile-high heap of number twos in used diapers. Ok, so they played their shot and that's what they, er, won. Trouble is, it's eating them alive knowing that the CF have chosen whatever's behind Curtain Number One (money, a two-seater sportscar, an unspoiled house, a career, and annual caribbean cruises for two) and Curtain Number Three (independence, self-respect, control of one's own destiny, and an intact gusset).

And she's absolutely right. I couldn't have put it any better myself.

The Lady With 14 Kids, All Via In Vitro

You know, the crazy one who just had octuplets, on top of the other 6 she already had (all under 7, by the way).

She disgusts me. Her 'doctors' disgust me. How irresponsible. Now all of those kids are going to suffer. Nobody can take care of 14 kids. And none of those kids are even old enough to help out. Not that they should be expected to, anyway. No child should be robbed of their childhood because of the selfish and irresponsible actions of their parents.

Can they even afford all these kids? When (especially in this economy) are the taxpayers going to be expected to step in?

What doctor, in their right mind, would go along with this crazy woman's wishes? The doctors need to have their licenses revoked, and this woman is in dire need of mandatory psychiatric help.

Not to mention her impact on overpopulation... This is irresponsible on so many levels.

I daresay that most (if not all) of her kids should be taken away from her, and she should be locked soundly in a padded room.